Zoopers, Slogans, Catchphrases and Sayings

Zoopers

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Zooper - SB01

When you said you rode like Roberts...I didn't think you meant Audrey

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Zooper - SB02

It don't hurt till the bone shows

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Zooper - SB03

I'm sorry I thought you could ride

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Zooper - SB04

You don't stop riding because you get old…You get old because you stop riding

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Zooper - SC01

When you said you drove like Moss...I didn't think you meant Kate

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Zooper - SC02

It's a mini thing…You wouldn't understand

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Zooper - SC03

It's a VW thing…You wouldn't understand

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Zooper - SC04

It's a Beetle thing…You wouldn't understand

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Zooper - SG01

Blessed are the censors for they shall inhibit the earth

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Zooper - SG02

I can see clearly now the brain has gone…

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Zooper - SG03

Eat my rubber...burn my dust

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Zooper - SG04

Big Toys for Big Boys

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Zooper - SG05

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done

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Zooper - SG06

I didn't do it!

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Zooper - SG07

On the other hand…you have different fingers.

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Zooper - SG08

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem

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Zooper - SG09

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe

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Zooper - SG10

A day without sunshine is like…night

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Zooper - SG11

Errors have been made, others will be blamed

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Zooper - SG12

It's better to burnout, than fade away

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Zooper - SG13

Facing death every weekend is what keeps me living

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Zooper - SG14

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished!

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Zooper - SG15

I'm just faster than you that's all!

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Zooper - SG16

Loud, fast and out of control

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Zooper - SG17

The more people I meet the more I like my dog!

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Zooper - SG18

My karma ran over your dogma

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Zooper - SG19

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!

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Zooper - SG20

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

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Zooper - SG21

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

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Zooper - SG22

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficently talented fool.

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Zooper - SG23

Nice guys finish last…if they're slow.

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Zooper - SG24

People like you are the reason people like me need medication!

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Zooper - SG25

I'm old enough to know better but still young enough not to care.

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Zooper - SG26

Once your over the hill you just pick up...speed!

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Zooper - SG27

To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.

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Zooper - SG28

Sympton: premature baldness Cause: Doughnuts

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Zooper - SG29

I'm probably a lot faster than you think you are.

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Zooper - SG30

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil

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Zooper - SG31

Real men don't waste their hormones growing hair.

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Zooper - SG32

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

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Zooper - SG33

It's a race thing…you wouldn't understand.

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Zooper - SG34

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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Zooper - SG35

While I was shaving seconds off lap times…you were shaving your legs.

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Zooper - SG36

It's a speed thing…you wouldn't understand.

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Zooper - SG37

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Zooper - SG38

My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

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Zooper - SG39

Caution Wide load

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Zooper - SG40

Caution Weird load

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Zooper - SG41

Who ate all the pies?

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Zooper - SG42

If I hear the word speeding one more time, I'm running over you

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Zooper - SG43

Been there…wrecked that

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Zooper - SG44

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery

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